Do kamzor Lun apas ma

Do kamzor Lun apas ma bath kar rahy they. dono ne apni kamzori k bare ma bataya: Pehla bola yaar mera malik mujh se machine bhohat chalata ha. Dosra bola yaar mera malik tu machine ka kaam bhi hath se karta ha

Ek american fauji mar raha

Ek american fauji mar raha tha, nurse se bola marne sy pahle american flag ko kiss karna chahta hun. Nurse boli mere pichware skirt pe flag utra hai kiss karlo. Kiss karne k baad fauji bola: ab palat jao take J. Buss ko b kiss kar saku!