If your don’t like dirty msg, don’t read this……….. A white dog fell into the mud… became so dirty!!! ha ha….

Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door Open Panna,Thanaa Light Eriyudhu. Mother: vaada…. Saniyane, Fridge’la urine Ponadhu Neethana?..

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? usband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!

U cant imagin ppl do.IN TEMPLE ONE PERSON – in middle of the arthi he lit a ciggratte,i really shocked i dropd the beer*

One day one boy and girl late to school. Teacher Asked Girl why were late, Girl: Sir i have lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i am coming to school, i had searched for that for that i got late. Teacher asked boy why were u late, Boy says i am i am standing on that coin to hide.

Manthiri: ArasE, pakkaththu naattu mannan namakku pOr thoduththu varuvathaaka SMS anupiyirukkirAn. Arasar: ‘Message sending failed’nu nee thiruppi oru SMS koduththudu, SMS anupalannu avan kuzhampipPokattum…

thanka cheina urikkinaa thangam varum… veLLi cheyinna urukkunaa VeLLi varum… appa… cycle chainna urukkinaa cycle varumaaaa?

Vaathiyaar: amerikkaava kandu pudichathu yaaru? Maanavan: muthalla amerikkaava oLichichi vachathu yaarunnu chollunga!

Oruvar: Enunga.. oru kaalla blue color socksum matrtra kaalla brown color saaksum pOttu irukeenga.. yEn? Matravar: athuthaan yenakkum puriyala.. veetlayum ithE mathiri oru Jodi irukku!

Salesman: Sir erumbbu powder vaankikkittu ponga…. Sardar: vEndaam, innaikku erumbbukku powder vaangittu pOnaa.. athu nazhaikku lips-stick kEtkkum…