Sardar got an invitation to a party which said “Red Tir Only” When he went to party, He was surpeised to find that others were wearing pants and shirts also…

MUNNA BHAI-E circut bapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the? CIRCUT- bhai bole to bapu bhi us time ke salman khan the!!

Once sardar friend was making call 2 sardar. every time he got the reply”switched off”.finally he went to sardar and asked what happened to your mobile? sardar said nothing happened to my mobile.then he asked why its getting switched off? ohhhhhhhhhh its my daillar tone..

Sardar commitin suicide, sumone asked the reason… he said…”My wife ran wid my frd…and i cant live widout my… friend…

Shahrukh Khan In KBC Ask A Question For 10 lac 2 Sardar Jee: What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Underwear? Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar Jee : Can I Phone A Friend???

Sardar goes 2 a petrol pump sees a board ` don`t use Mobile here` Sardar picks his mobile, calls evryone from his phone n says `DON`T CALL ME NOW`

A Sardar was driving car zigzag & rashly. Traffic cop caught him. Sardar: Sir I am learnng drivng Cop: Without instructor? Sardar: Ye correspondance course hai..!

A sardar was hurrly fucing a girl in a car! A policeman came and asked the sardar what r u doing? Sardar said i am fucing a girl The policeman said now its my turn, The sardar said i have never fuced a policeman?

A Sardar gives 36 roses to his girlfriend, who thrilled,undresses, lies down, spreads her legs & says:”This is for the roses” Sardar:”Why, Cant you find a vase?”

Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh? Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.