Whats an average 6 inch long Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive

If i was a dog If i was a dog and u are a flower I would raise my leg and give u a shower neema t

BUY A SCOOTY…..PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY…DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS … GET A CUTY};-

oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2′rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now… Bye!

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

darling ru know full fom of DARLING ? D = dear A = always R = remembar L = love I = is N = not G = game D.K

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet! Lastnite i went 2 bed without u. Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,

Guys think larger a woman’s breasts, less intelligent she is. But the fact is that larger a woman’s breasts, less intelligent the Men become!

On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you. Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.

Whats d heights of tension? When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass.