woman:”last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace” man:”tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it”

a guy & his girlfriend were bored anb had nothing 2 do,de guy suggested:’let’s play a little game,i’ll b chiefs and u b pirates.de girl protested:no no,u just want 2 f**ck me..//

always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one

Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n his 3 brothers………. n a sister……..

A man on wife’s BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said “THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER”

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

3 Fastest means of communication 1 : Tele-Phone 2 : Tele-Vision 3 : Tell-a-women Need still faster? Tell her not 2 tell any1…

Teacher:-What is common between KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI& JESUS…? SARDAR replied….”ALL ARE bOrN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS…!

one day dog dancing madly on the merage of lion lion ask y r u dancing madly dog said i am also lion before merrage..

did u know what is mean by MAN M=marvelous A=and N=nice and the word WOMAN mean is W=wanted O=other MAN=man