Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?…

So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see …….how Sweetly I LIE.

Your network tariff has changed Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaperCongrats You can make free calls!

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age…

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?..

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine. Man: I know how to please a Woman. Woman: Well, please leave me alone. Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell..

It”s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it…

I”d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can”t count that high.

U r sweet like TOM Cute like JERRY Naughty like BUGGS BUNNY Clever like ALADIN, Strong like POPYE INSHORT…

Dekha tumne kya socha tha..? tum nahi bataogay tu mjhe nahi pata lagayga k aaj.. … .. … … ANIMALS DAY HAI…