what is the relationship between coffee shop and wine shop? Most of the love stories start at coffee shop and does at the wine shop…!`

Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. – Sardar says 2 mosquito.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness That day will be “APRIL 1st”.

Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Me ja ja jovu hu, Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai, Ii thaaro kusur nathi, Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai, Holi Mubarak!

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti? He thought it was a movie on Holi..

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.